DIARY OF A MADMAN By Awcy/Clones

7:00 AM: I GET UP AND TAKE A SHOWER. I GET THE NEWSPAPER FROM THE POSTBOX AND MAKE SOME SANDWICHES TO EAT. AFTER EATING AND READING IT'S TIME TO GET TO TOILET... TO SHIT OF COURSE!

7:39 AM: I RUN TO THE BUS STOP TO GO TO SCHOOL...

7:52 AM: IN THE SCHOOL. I MEET MY PALS AND WE START SPEAKING BULLSHIT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

8:00 -

11:40 AM: THE FIRST LESSON IS FOR GETTING AWAKE. THE LESSONS ARE BORING AND MOST OF THE TIME I SPEAK A LOT OF BULLSHIT AND GET SOME WARNINGS FROM THE TEACHERS TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. WHAT WOULD THIS SCHOOL BE WITHOUT HUMOUR?

11:42 AM: TIME TO EAT! GOOD OLD FINNISH SYSTEM PROVIDES US A PROPER (WE THINK IT'S ANYTHING ELSE THAN PROPER...) MEAL. SOME USEFUL JOKES: PLAYING BASEBALL WITH MEATBALLS AND SPOONS, SPEAKING ABOUT GUTS OF A CHICKEN OR SOME ANIMAL WHEN EATING (USEFUL FOR GETTING MORE FOOD FROM GIRLS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR APPETITE) AND OF COURSE LAUGHING MANIACLY FOR TEN MINUTES AND AFTER THAT WONDERING WHY'S EVERYBODY LOOKING AT ME? (WEIRD...)

12:15 -

15:00 PM: SOME MORE LESSONS TO GET THE 'EDUCATION'. USUALLY VERY SLEEPY AFTER THE HEAVY MEAL. USEFUL PERIOD TO GAIN STRENGTH BY SLEEPING ON THE TABLE. ANYWAY, THIS SCHOOL IS REALLY FREE...

15:02 PM: I RUN TO THE BUS STOP TO GET BACK HOME. ANOTHER JOURNEY WITH 50 OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SAME BUS.

15:15 PM: I ARRIVE HOME, CHECK POSTE RESTANTE, EAT SOMETHING AND THEN TAKE A LOOK AT THE ARRIVED STUFF. (USUALLY BLOODY STUPID GAMES)

16:45 PM: I EAT A MEAL AND FALL ASLEEP (REALLY WEIRD DREAMS)

18:50 PM: I WAKE UP AND FEEL REALLY CONFUSED. WHERE AM I? THEN I GO AT BRAINIE'S PLACE TO LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC AND TO SPEAK BULLSHIT WITH BRAINIE AND TO CHECK THE STUFF HE'S GOT.

20:50 PM: I RETURN HOME REALLY TIRED. I LAY ON THE SOFA AND WATCH TV FOR SOME HOURS. OF COURSE A LITTLE BIT OF FOOD WOULDN'T DO BAD...

23:20 PM -

01:40 AM: I GO TO BED. GOTTA TAKE A LITTLE NAP BEFORE A NEW DAY IN SCHOOL. GOOD NIGHT, PALS!

This article originally appeared in the Amiga diskmagazine "Freedom Crack #5" by Vega in 1991.

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