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If you want to die of lung cancer DO IT IN STYLE. Smoke our new extra high - tar DR. MORIARTY CIGARETTES Extra long - extra strong, no filter for brave smokers. Free filterless cigarette holder with every ten packets.

Afraid of AIDS? There is help! AIDS is a disease of the blood. If you have no blood you can't get AIDS. I suck out all your blood absolutely free. Appointments only at midnight. Do not eat garlic twenty - four hours before the appointment. write to : Count Dracula, The White House, Transsylvania.

Why risk unnecessary diseases? You can easily live with one eye, one kidney, one lung or without most of your stomach. I remove all your unwanted organs. Dr. Ronald Frankenstein.

Live and die like James Dean. Drive a German car. They go like hell. Free life insurance with every car.

Don't forget: there are so many unemployed doctors, help them and become ill more often. If you think you are healthy, come for a free examination. I bet I'll find at least three illnesses.

Too fat? Try our ZERO-ZERO-ZERO slimming holidays. We lock you up in a prison cell with a cable TV and give you absolutely nothing to eat. Only $100 per day.

This article originally appeared in the Amiga diskmagazine "Zine #5" by Brainstorm 1990.

Some content may refer to activities that are illegal in some countries. BitFellas does not support such activity.
Addresses and other contact information were only valid when this magazine was originally published, in june of 1990.

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