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Zine #2 - 28 - An Italian In Detroit

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An Italian In Detroit

One day Ima go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate, you sonna ma bitch.

Later, I go to eat lunch at Drake Restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I go back to my room ina hotel, and there's no sheet on the bed. I calla the manager ana tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to the toilet, so I say you no understand. I wanna sheet on the bed. So he say you better no sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to check out and the man at the desk say peace to you. I say piss on you, too, you sonna ma bitch.


This article originally appeared in the Amiga diskmagazine "Zine #2" by Brainstorm 1989.

Some content may refer to activities that are illegal in some countries. BitFellas does not support such activity.
Addresses and other contact information were only valid when this magazine was originally published, in december of 1989.


warhead | 2008.07.14
Comments: 122

Registered: 2006.08.14

i can't decide who wrote the lamest articles back then, the accüsed or chester ...

" i wanna fock"

Axel | 2008.07.14
Comments: 165

Registered: 2006.05.17

Actually I didn't know this joke is already this old.

ALiEN^bf | 2008.07.14
Comments: 1883

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